Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week. WW3 The Relegation Scrap Ryan Yates’ sausage dog. 5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine Improv. Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4. There’s a beautiful email from a listener we debate: What’s the best Apple? And Matt writes a song for collagen. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My message to all Stomather's and all Stommerers.
0:06.0	All Stomather's and all Stomadm admirers.
0:11.0	Don't fuck you, sir.
0:14.0	Hello!
0:15.0	Don't know.
0:17.0	Don't up.
0:18.0	Don't up.
0:19.0	Don't up.
0:20.0	Don't up. Don't up. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Dunpa. Dunpa. Dunpa. Dunpa.
0:21.6	Dundpa.
0:22.6	Dundpa.
0:23.6	Dund pa.
0:24.6	Don't.
0:25.6	Don't.
0:26.6	Don't.
0:27.6	Don't.
0:28.6	Don't.
0:29.6	Don't.
0:30.6	Don't.
0:31.6	Don't.
0:32.6	Don't.
0:33.6	So.
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