S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

On the show this week: Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury. Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase? Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast. There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’ How do you pronounce Takeshi’s Castle? A listener emails in about Matt’s chest hair. Matt and Jon celebrate their 21st anniversary by buying presents for each other. and Matt’s best ever comeback (that he can’t remember) SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on X (@DowntDog) & https://www.instagram.com/downtdog Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My name is Sherlock Holmes.
0:02.0	It's an unusual name.
0:03.0	Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.
0:07.0	What game are we playing today?
0:09.0	Discover the origins.
0:10.0	It's cleaving. Those days are truly behind me.
0:12.0	Of crime's most iconic mind.
0:14.0	There has been a break-in.
0:17.0	Astoned. You should be a detective.
0:19.0	Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.
0:22.5	If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.
0:25.9	Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video.
0:30.2	My message to all Stonham Havers and all Stonham Admiarers.
0:36.0	All Stoneham Hathers and all Stonan admirers. All Stonan haveers and all Stonan admirers.
0:40.9	Don't fuck yourself.
0:44.3	Hello!
0:46.0	Don't know.
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