If you ask them to name three geniuses, they probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton, you know, they'd go Brent,

Partridge,

Sessions, it's flats and shanks

Hello everybody and welcome to episode eight of our weekly podcast second series

Tom Shanklin

Shit intro, I'm David flatman. We'll do it again, don't you we?

No, leave it. All right, fine. Leave it. You want to do it, mate. You do it.

Hey, do fellow. Hello, everyone and welcome to

episode eight of this weekly podcast called flats and shanks.

Yeah, there's a rubber chicken called flats. You need to be more like me, mate, in your

gem. Be yourself first of all, but stop trying to copy me and like, you know, when we used to

come out of our flat in London, I actually say hello to the odd neighbour and you know,

who's such a rude old. Oh, hello morning. Hi old chap.

Mate, I hate neighbours. You hate people. I just don't hate people. I just don't want to,

you know, I just don't want to speak to neighbours.

Yeah, remember I remember I, that's why I go to the gym in the morning really early.

So I have to see anyone. Yeah, that and just and you hate your family.

Um, that and to get muscles, hate your kids. Yeah, and I remember,

when we were the two things I remember about our neighbours were one, there was that

guide directly opposite us like across the gap sort of thing. Yeah.

And he had super loud up music on with his windows open so loud that we couldn't hear the

telly. So didn't we empty the whole cartridge of that semi-automatic BB gun I had?

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