Two men collide, rival nations. It's a primitive clash, venting years of frustration.

Guess what I'm trying to say is that if they can change, then you can change, and we can all change.

It's time for flats and shanks.

Hello everyone, welcome to this episode of our weekly podcast. I'm David Flatman, number six. I'm David Flatman.

I'm Tom Schraggling at 7, mate.

You tell up six fingers you stitch up twat.

That's a thumb.

Yeah, good, good. How are you?

Yeah, I'm alright, fella.

We're live. We're not live. We're in kind of blues back in.

Still waiting for the bestly hammer rugby. Still waiting for Reese Williams to bring us a coffee, actually.

But that's not good for, is he? Well done. He's gone.

Yeah, he's gone over to the WIU. Has he?

Yeah, recent Bloomberg has come back in. Well, Reese Williams can still bring us a coffee from the WIU.

Is there any other out there? He possibly could.

Yeah, most of you might know from Twitter, but we have got a special guest with us today.

I'm doing my little introduction now. Basically, I entered a charity initiative back in 2005 where I had to foster a player.

And I had a look at this guy online and wasn't quite sure whether he was just coming out of a relationship or not.

It's complicated. It said.

Yeah, he came over from New Zealand and I basically took him under my wing and showed him the ropes of Cardiff, which took me about a week until he started showing me the ropes of Cardiff.

To me, to me, to me, to me, to stole your heart, sorry.

Yeah.

...