My name's Poppy Hillstad. I've got a male thought, sir.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real Conversations. Let's get on with it. Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Poppy Hilstead has entered the chat.

Christmas is soon, guys.

What a weird year.

You know, Christmas has so many pros, family, presents, food, boo's. Boo also has so many cons, fighting, debt, bastards, assholes, and pricks.

It can also be a very stressful time of year.

You know I've loved doing the podcast this year and I really want to give something back.

I want to help people de-stress.

I want to sort out their Christmas issues.

I want to be like a Christmas trisha, sorting things out around the world.

Merry Trishmas.

Right, let's go on with it.

Right, I'm just going to pop my head into this bodybuilding chat room and, yeah, just ask people if anyone's got any Christmas issues in there.

You know, I can sort them out.

Bodybuilding chat room.

Yeah.

I put, um, hey guys, Merry Trishmas.

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