My name's Poppy Hillstad.

I'm genuinely starving.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms

and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real Conversations. Let's get on with it. Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Poppy Hilstead has entered the chat.

Alright guys, I'm just thinking about Tolkien and Harry Potter and that. And I reckon I could like, I could give that a go, you know, the whole writing of fantasy

novel thing.

I want to be a famous author.

Yeah, it can't be that hard.

You just wax and pixies and goblins and shit like that altogether.

And then I could like call myself PR Hillstad.

Because it sounds fancier, doesn't it?

The R. From a middle name, by the way, it's, it's, it stands for Ralph.

When I'm doing like role plays with people, we tend to come up with some exciting stuff, so maybe

I'll just pop in a bog standard sex chat room and I'll see if anybody wants to help me

with my fantasy novel.

I'm going to publish it.

I'll send it to Penguin.

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