Series 2, Episode 4

As It Occurs To Me

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Christian, To, Occurs, As, Dan, Herring, Richard, Reilly, Kennedy, Me, Tetsell, It, Aiotm, Emma, Comedy

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2010

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It's As It Occurs to Tiny Andrew Collings Show 1 and the start of a new world order. But will Rich escape from Northampton and his responsibilities with his new child? Well if he does then he will be discussing the temporary immortality of Betty White, gun laws and how to deal with cold callers. Dan has been eavesdropping on strangers and Emma has been trying to work out what a blowjob is, whilst Christian has been manipulating those who won't do what anyone tells them. But we haven't won any BAFTAs even if half of Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World have done so. Maybe it's cos we want to throw toddlers into ponds. If nothing else you're about to find out who Tiny Mrs Collings is. And hopefully the furious back pedaling will save The Collings & Herrin Podcast. Or make the tension much worse. Please tweet Rich and make sure he hasn't been crucified in a basement though!

Transcript

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0:00.0	As it's all the come to Tiny Andrew Collins
0:10.0	And please welcome the man it's's all occurred to Tony Andrew Collins
0:15.0	Oh no no no hello hello it's me, Tony Andrew Collins.
0:23.0	Saut of Oxi.
0:25.0	Oh, thank goodness, I like him more than Richard Herring.
0:27.0	This shows miles better now, Tony Andrew Collins presented,
0:30.0	alright, come on now, be quiet, you people saying those things.
0:34.0	Modesty prevents me from saying that you are right.
0:37.0	Aside, no it doesn't.
0:40.0	I am the greatest human being who has ever lived and I am including Jesus
0:45.6	Welcome to Ai-I-Tak as a-I-O-Tak as well done as regular listeners will know I'm now presenting this show as Richard Herring is taking paternity leave to care for the baby he has had with my mother.
0:59.0	Tiny Mrs. Collins, and I, a previously fictional character parroading the broadcaster Andrew Collins, have gained self-awareness, become separate entity, taking physical form and
1:10.0	now exist in the real world.
1:12.4	If you're listening for the first time,
1:14.0	this might not be the easiest one to start with.
1:16.0	So, anyway, now it's time for me to tell you all the things
1:21.0	that have occurred to me this week.
1:23.3	Hold it right there, tiny Andrew Klein, stop trying to do stand up.
1:26.7	You're no good at it.
1:27.7	I am not taking any more of your shit.
1:30.1	Give me my show back.
1:31.2	Oh, Richard, how lovely to see you.
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