To call a man transparent is to attack his soul. He's very being. It can be received as the ultimate insult

Unless that is the man in question is actually literally see through

Ladies and gentlemen Tom Shanklin and his olive skin friend Dave

Thing is

People like to know that we're down to earth. So

After the interview and we tell them where we are they'll realize that we're just normal people like them

So do the do the intro

Hello everybody out there. We are coming to you from

Ireland there's more to Ireland than death and this

We are the reason we're real people firstly. Who are you? My name is Tom Shanklin. I'm David flatman good to meet you all

Hi Tom. Hi. Can you try and do this like we normally do it to give people a sense of familiarity?

Well, we've done it for like six-year episodes now. I quite like change

I'm not stuck in my ways like you. I don't have to do a tip run every Sunday

Go to the same coffee shop have the same food. Yeah, where am I going on honeymoon? You've got an accapulco. It'll be fine

What films that from dirty dancing correct?

Nobody puts my tummy in a corner

We're in a hotel in Dublin. It's Sunday night now. I'm gonna tell you this tell us please. This is how people know we're real

Don't look anywhere except at me. I

Do not know the name of this hotel do you?

Don't look for any stationery. I don't know what it's called. Do you know what it's called? I?

Don't know if I could pronounce it

Are you I

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