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The Two Pints Podcast!

Series 2.5 - Episode 2 - The Bums Bollocks and Sports episode.

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This episode is a load of balls.... If you wanna buy tickets goto This Link


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0:00.0

You ready? Yeah! Come on in, let's go.

0:14.0

Hey! You looking alright, son?

0:16.0

It's the best lecture.

0:18.0

Look at this.

0:20.0

I mean, I'm going to be costume. I've got like an hour's break to record this. So you better talk quick and be interested.

0:25.0

Is there any costume I'm wearing? Cheetos. Yeah. Cheetos. In the Caribbean. Usually I'm wearing a shirt and a tie and a jacket. At least I managed to get that off.

0:34.0

So yeah. You alright, man? Yeah, I'm good, mate. I've got a few weeks left on this now. About three weeks or so.

0:40.0

I'm not going to be back to the UK since July 2020. I'm gutted. I'm going to be coming back.

0:44.0

Oh, I can't wait to get back home and then I'll be two days in the rain and go. This is shit. I've got to get back out.

0:49.0

Sometimes though, I say this all the time because my wife always bangs on about living in whole countries. I think you only appreciate weather when you get a change in weather.

0:56.0

If you're in the sun all the time, it just ends up being some regular old crackers.

1:00.0

Yeah, I'm good. It's a rain. It's a rain.

1:03.0

If you're starving, if you're starving, it's always going to crack. It's the best cracking ever done.

1:12.0

I just got me some regular old crackers. It is very hilarious.

1:20.0

I think it's hilarious. It's talking about not having sex for a long time and we don't have it.

1:24.0

I think it's the best thing that you realize. I've got some regular old crackers.

1:30.0

Anyway, so yes, hot weather is just regular old crackers if it's too low.

1:35.0

That's what I'm saying. I do agree that you appreciate it if it's colder, but I'm happy to just do the cold for two days and then go.

1:43.0

They weren't some regular crackers. I want to get back out.

1:46.0

It's not bad at the moment. It's quite mild for England. It's not nice, obviously, but it's not supposed music. It's November.

1:54.0

I won't open the curtains behind me because you'll be really annoyed.

1:57.0

I'm sick of seeing you pissing views. I don't need to see any more views.

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