Welcome, Billy Madison Show. Yes, we are live. What is today? The 6th, uh, yeet. Yeah. Yeah, it's the 6th of September.

Sure, yeet. We are live, 2022. Yeah. Now, we weren't on the air yesterday. So, and I stand by what I said, just so you know. Yeah.

I don't give a. So, that'll be something for you guys to deal with. But beyond that. Um, I saw this over the weekend. Okay. It says sorry, but size matters.

The stats. Yeah. The size matter to women. They've done a bazillion's of studies on that.

A bazillion's of studies. Decides matter. For sure. Doesn't matter for the overall pleasure of the woman. No, it's irrelevant. I mean, it does matter for the confidence of the man.

Sure, it doesn't. Oh, yeah, for the man, definitely. A man's swagger, his confidence. I guess maybe there's some little, you know, guys with little ones out there with tons of confidence.

Oh, yeah. They don't care. I'm sure. But get this. Yeah, they get their. They derive their confidence from other means. A recent study said 91.2% of women say that size matters for sexual satisfaction. Okay. 91.2%.

I mean, that's a big percentage. The other percentage of you ladies. You guys are saints. Yeah. You're going to heaven. So only 9% of girls are going to heaven. Less, less than 9% percentage. About 8.8% of women are going to go to heaven. Okay. Yeah. That's delicious. Round up. Uh, 9% of women. That's crazy. Yeah. I got it. Okay. Yeah. But it's like geez. What a low, low percentage. Yeah. Size matters. Okay. There. There you go. You want something after later.

You want something after Labor Day, make you feel bad about yourself. There it is. Yeah. There it is in your face. They call it the Goldilocks, right? Where she goes into the house, the bear's house. She's like, this porch is too hot. This one's too cold. This one's just right.

And so that's what ladies want in a wiener. Oh, they call it's a Goldilocks. And so is that what they call the Goldilocks? Yeah. Because you want a Goldilocks wiener. Because women don't know what does that mean? They're like, you know, the porridge. Yeah. Women don't they don't like very large ones. They're like, what porridge 83.4% of women find some penis is too big. So it's not even satisfying. Well, of course not.

Yeah. So the Goldilocks range for women. So if you fall in this little area, the six to eight inches. Yeah. You have what they call a favorable wiener.

Hmm. Well, good for you. Now, you got to be in that six to eight range. Yeah. Now, obviously, if you're, you know, you can have some size queens on there. But anything past eight is just too much.

Oh, it's too much. If it's past eight, that ain't great. Like, oh, that's too much wiener. 43.6% of women say wiener size matters when deciding to date someone long term.

Yeah. So think about that. You could check all the boxes. Mr. Romance, Mr. Good job, Mr. Nice family, Mr. Good smile. Uh-huh.

She gets down to business, gets in those pants. She's like, oh, dang, he has everything except that. Right. So then she's like, ah, I'm good.

Cannot have a relationship with you. Do you think it's some point in the world, like, like 20, 40 years from now, that'll be included in the mail stats, like on your driver's license, where all this guy, 61, 210 pounds, and he has a four inch wiener.

I think ladies would appreciate that. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. We started doing that. Um, 56.6% of women say that their partner possessing a wiener. There's too large.

Could cause them to end a relationship. So women will end a relationship, though, even if the guy has a big one. That's when it comes down to the Goldilocks, right? Yeah, it's, she goes in. Just imagine this. There's a house, right?

And you know, there's a wiener in each bed. Yeah. And she's like, oh, this one's too small.

So she's like, I can't have that. This one's way too big.

She goes, oh, this one's just right.

And then she picks that one. Yeah. That's all the, all the ladies, all the ladies. I know that are married to guys that are well known to have big

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