What's up?

Bill of Massive Show. Dude, I forgot my ring. It's my first day ever forgetting my ring. Oh, my God. My marriage ring. Oh, no. I almost forgot my watch. Oh, no. You want to go home? I do want to go home and get it. I feel naked. Hey, I feel like you're, hopefully your wife, she needs to drop that off. He needs to drop it off. A good wife would drop it off.

Yep. naked. Hey, I feel like you, hopefully your wife, she needs to drop that off. He needs to drop it off.

A good wife would drop it off. Yep. You know, because her husband wants it. Yeah, I want to wear it.

Yeah. Give me the ring. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's my first day for getting it. I'm sure a lot of dudes have done this, but this is my first.

Yeah. I'm sure a lot of dudes have done it, but they didn't care. Mine doesn't really fit that well. Oh, is it big? It's a little big, but my knuckles are big, but then I got a little skinny ass piano fingers. So it's weird? Yep. Well, that's because you're underweight. She's trying to Trying to, is that what it is? Yeah. Probably. Yep. You're a little malnourished. She's trying to fatten me up. Good. Yesterday, because I started jogging, told me not to do that. Yeah. She doesn't want me to be healthy. I just, you know, she wants you to put on some pounds. Yeah, she wants

me to be a little plump. Maybe she wants a dad bod. Because I don't want you getting too

ripped. Right. That would be intimidating. I guess. I was like, you're marrying me. Yeah.

Well, yeah. You already did marry me. Already did, yeah. Publicly marrying you, you know, in a week or so.

Yeah.

And then it's like, but yeah, I mean, you've always been in shape, though, so.

I guess.

I don't know how you can just like stop.

It's so hard to be in shape.

It sucks ass.

I think it would be harder for you to be fat now because you work out every day and you always

have. I don't know. It would be hard. I think your day would just be like, my day's coming, Derek. I'm going to tell you yesterday I went. I got some spaghetti and meatballs and I had a big giant taramisu. Wow. I'm going to be a fat ass. I doubt it. I want to be a fat ass. It would be so good. I'm telling you, fat people live the best.

Yeah, we do.

We live better.

Oh, because this whole having to work out. want to be a fat ass. It would be so good. I'm telling you, fat people live the best. Yeah, we do.

We live better. Oh, because this whole having to work out, jog, eat vegetables, do all that

kind of crap. I wanted to watch Lord of the Rings, right? If I was a fat ass, I could have just

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