September 30, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2008
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Jen confesses an embarrassing mistake in the world of spelling. Plus a pile-up of listener mail finally gets answered.
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| 0:00.0 | This is TBTL with Loop Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM. |
| 0:11.0 | Hi, I'm Dr. Sibrull. |
| 0:15.0 | Hey, why am I messing with all those diet pills and the exercise? |
| 0:20.0 | Just get your stomach doubled. |
| 0:22.0 | I had it myself, and I was scared before I went. |
| 0:27.0 | I love to eat bad foods for me, but I don't want to get fat like a tub of art. |
| 0:34.0 | Here's how it works. |
| 0:36.0 | Your main stomach is pushed to the side, which makes room for the synthetic couch that will be your new second stomach. |
| 0:44.0 | Along with the artificial pipe to go for the bad foods, keep the healthy stuff in your real stomach and eat the junk and your fake one for your health. |
| 0:58.0 | And welcome indeed to a Tuesday night edition of TBTL, the program that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:07.0 | Don't miss the sausage fest. |
| 1:09.0 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds. |
| 1:14.0 | I think that's exactly where I was yesterday. |
| 1:18.0 | Flash! |
| 1:19.0 | Who's crazy at meal and carbine? |
| 1:21.0 | Yes. |
| 1:22.0 | How are you today? |
| 1:23.0 | I'm just reveling in the coincidence. |
| 1:25.0 | I am also the exact same way I was yesterday. |
| 1:29.0 | Hmm. |
| 1:30.0 | Weird. |
| 1:31.0 | Am I the only one who followed Dr. Steve Bruehl's advice and had a fake stomach put in? |
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