I think that the problem may have been that there was a stone-engined monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

All right, that tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

T-B-T-L!

There's no understating the hugeness of what is about to happen right up in your ear holes at this very second.

Because it is, in fact, a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, which is, in fact, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

If you've got cute hair, I'm going to say there, and girl, you've got some cute hair.

My name is Luke Burbank, weighing in at 181 pounds.

In your face! In your face!

In your face, calories! Indeed!

We've got a fun show for you here on this Friday. It's episode 636 and a collector series.

What is the worst movie you can watch this weekend? It's the eternal question, really.

We will pose it to our friends JD and Thunder from the Stack Times podcast, who will tell us about a film that they've recently watched that is truly exorbal.

We'll also think maybe read some of your emails. I don't know. I've got to tell you.

I am running on fumes on this Friday all week. I've been doing the Dave Ross show by morning and the T-B-T-L show by afternoon.

Sometime in the middle of this recording today, I may just plot. So I just want to give everybody a heads up.

Either that, or I may just knock the stick out on this recording.

The special, especially engineered stick that we have holding up our shelf that keeps all the recording happening on this program.

That's right, it all comes down to a goddamn stick from our basement. I may just knock that bad boy out at some point in this show.

If I get too tired, it's just like hitting the kill switch on the entire operation.

Before that, though, and knowing that that might come, let's try to at least sneak in some sort of fun conversation with this man.

Don't miss the sausage press.

I don't mean Frank Shires, who's the voice of that thing. I mean this man, Sean, Ditori, Japan's number one mixer. Hello, Sean.

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