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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

September 2nd 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Check out Friday, September 2nd Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

Why's that the massive show dude? I forgot my ring

0:05.0

My first day ever forgetting my ring. Oh my god. My marriage ring. Oh, no. I almost forgot my watch. Oh, no

0:13.2

You want to go home? I do want to go home and get it. I feel naked. Hey, I feel like you're hopefully your wife

0:19.1

She needs to drop that off

0:20.8

He needs to drop it off a good wife would drop it off. Yep

0:25.2

You know, I'm a teller her husband wants it. Yeah, I want to wear it. Yeah

0:30.1

Give me the ring. Uh-huh

0:32.4

Yeah, it's my first day forgetting and I'm sure a lot of dudes have done this, but this is my first. Yeah

0:37.3

I always wish I've done it, but they didn't care mine doesn't really fit that well. Oh, it is a big

0:43.2

It's a little big, but my knuckles are big, but then I got a little skinny ass piano fingers

0:48.6

So it's weird. Yep. Well, it's because you're under way. She's trying to trying to is that what it is? Yeah

0:55.6

Probably, you know, she's trying to urge she's trying to fat me up

1:00.4

Good yesterday because I started jogging told me not to do that

1:05.6

Yeah, they want me to be healthy. I just you know, she wants you to put on some pounds

1:11.0

Yeah, she wants me to be a little plump. I don't maybe she wants a dad bod because I don't want you getting too ripped

1:16.8

Right, that would be intimidating. I guess I was like you're

1:22.5

Marrying me. Yeah, well, you already did marry me. Yeah

1:26.8

Publicly marrying you, you know, in a week or so. Yeah, and then it's like

1:32.8

But yeah, I mean you've always been in shape though. So I guess I don't know how you like stop so hard to be in shape

1:39.4

It sucks ass. I think it would be harder for you to be fat now because you work out every day

1:44.2

You always have I don't know it'll be I think your day would just be like my day's coming Derek

1:48.6

I'm gonna tell you yesterday. I went I got some spaghetti meatballs and I had a big giant tiramisu. Wow

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