September 29, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2010
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Luke battles hurtful allegations of wearing 'dad jeans' and Jen tries to stage an on-air intervention for George Lucas (who announced he's making the Star Wars movies into 3-D).
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, my family's gone. My dog hates me and I can't remember what happened last night. Was I here? |
| 0:05.6 | Was you ever? He came in saying you're really needed to forget something, so I mixed you up the most powerful drink I got. |
| 0:12.0 | Don't forget me, shot. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, forget me, shot. Never heard of it. |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, that means it worked. No one ever remembers. You start with a splash of yagamaster. |
| 0:21.0 | Mm-hmm. Then add slow gin. |
| 0:23.0 | At that triple sec. Right. |
| 0:24.0 | Quadruple sec. Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | Gone from a dog's eye. Absolute pickle. |
| 0:28.0 | Mmm, pickle. |
| 0:29.0 | The red stripe from aqua fresh. |
| 0:31.0 | And the funniest ingredient, the venom of the Louisiana lobotomoth. |
| 0:35.0 | You start with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive. |
| 0:39.0 | And presto. |
| 0:41.0 | Don't forget me, shot. |
| 0:43.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:50.0 | Well, here's something to remember. |
| 0:52.0 | A Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:56.0 | It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:59.0 | And as soon as we get the kinks worked out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show. |
| 1:03.0 | Yes, indeed. This is episode 654 in a collector series. Can you believe it? |
| 1:11.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 186 pounds. |
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