September 28, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2009

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Michael Ian Black breaks his silence on his wife's Lobster Hands, a TBTL PSA on what not to tell Oprah about the time you and your dad had sex, and did Jenny Slate have the worst SNL debut ever?

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0:00.0	TVTN!
0:07.0	All I know is that last night somebody threw a bag of dog poo at my front door.
0:12.0	I'm not scared, I just think that's it.
0:14.0	I didn't know it was dog poo.
0:15.0	What do you mean?
0:17.0	I'm just saying.
0:18.0	Could have been human poo.
0:23.0	It better not have been human poo.
0:25.0	Yeah, well, you just don't know.
0:27.0	So, no, you don't know.
0:29.0	There's no way to know.
0:31.0	You gotta test it.
0:32.0	Or a laboratory.
0:33.0	Maybe I should do that.
0:34.0	Maybe I should have tested it a laboratory.
0:36.0	Well, last time I checked dogs were really able to poo into a bag and throw it at someone's door.
0:41.0	Yeah, but people can take dog poo and put it into a bag and throw it at somebody's door.
0:45.0	True.
0:46.0	But they need a very cooperative dog.
0:48.0	Wouldn't they?
0:49.0	Not necessarily.
0:50.0	Because a lot of people pick up after their dogs.
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