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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

September 25, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A wedding post-mortem: Our friends Katie and Jeff come in to reflect on their wedding.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're now joining TBTL with Luke Burbank already in progress on News Talk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.

0:13.0

Where do babies come from? Where do you think they come from?

0:16.0

Well, I think from the store he drops it down and then a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt.

0:29.0

And you have to dig and you find a little baby. That's exactly right.

0:38.0

Two people who just got a lot closer to having that, that's you know by the way Sarah Palin's actual health class curriculum that she's going to push for as the education vice president.

0:52.0

It will actually be what children are taught is the origin of babies.

0:56.0

I can't believe that that's what I'm in for now.

0:59.0

That kind of stuff.

1:01.0

Oh boy.

1:02.0

Katie Spranger from the Ron and Dawn Show.

1:05.0

I don't ever say Jeff's last name because I don't know what the policy is if you say it's knockbower.

1:11.0

But it's okay with you if we use it.

1:12.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:13.0

Okay, I'm fine.

1:14.0

I don't know about Katie.

1:15.0

Hey, you know what, it's out there now. I'm a knockbower and I'm proud of it.

1:21.0

I have the most inappropriate joke about your last name.

1:24.0

Do it.

1:25.0

Which I said at your wedding.

1:26.0

I don't know if it's not, it's not, it's not racy.

1:30.0

I want to get a read off of Jen.

1:32.0

Did I say this joke to you at the wedding?

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