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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

September 24, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2009

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Glenn Beck boils a frog on live TV (and wins our first ever 'Waste of Skin' award), Mike Pesca counsels Luke on how to stop obsessing over TBTL's iTunes ranking, and Eli Sanders from The Stranger tells a story of a murder that didn't have to happen.

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0:00.0

Hey Gavin, say T, say B, say T, say L, say T B T L, okay so another rule there will

0:26.0

be no bringing girls back to the house. I know how you guys are. Actually, no, I don't see any

0:32.1

reason why they can't bring girls back here to visit if they want. Do you want to bring

0:36.2

some girls home to Doug? No, I don't see any reason why they can't. Yeah, maybe I'll

0:41.7

bring some girls home too. Just find some real authentic slits and just turn this house

0:46.3

into a whore home. Is that what you'd like, Doug? No, it's not, but there will be no smoking,

0:52.5

or drugs, no party. We don't party. I know, that's for Doug. Struggled with addiction. Okay,

1:02.7

number eight, you must not leave the house. Never. How else are we going to manage to put

1:12.8

together a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL if we're running all over the place and turning

1:18.8

the studios here into some sort of some sort of whore home. Welcome everyone to a Thursday

1:24.7

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host,

1:33.0

Luke Burbank, weighing in at one hundred and eighty nine pounds. What do you know about

1:38.6

that? Jen is on the road. Sean is off launching his new podcast and here I am all by myself

1:46.9

weighing one hundred and eighty nine pounds. I'm pretty proud of it. And they're not

1:50.3

here to share it with me. Well, they're kind of here to share it with me. We'll get to

1:54.9

that in just a moment. We have an excellent show in store for you here on this Thursday

1:59.6

afternoon. It's episode four, oh, five, four hundred and five in a collector's series.

2:06.6

We debut a new segment. You are a waste of skin. That's right. Our new segment, waste of skin

2:13.5

starts up in just a few moments. Then during awesome, not awesome, I have some sage advice

2:20.3

for the Metropolitan Opera of New York who launched their new opera this week and got

2:25.3

some really, really bad reactions from their fans. And then in the later part of the show,

2:31.4

a conversation with Eli Sanders from the stranger. He's been writing amazing pieces concerning

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