This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo, now on 97-3 FM.

Hi kids, welcome to the magical world of porch swing stories, where imagination can take you anywhere you want to go.

Where horses can fly and the animals talk and wishes come true at the blink of an eye.

We'll hear songs and dreams and wonderful things and tales you can hardly believe.

So come on, let's have some fun today with the stories from long, long ago.

You've been living in the monkey house.

I pretend my city is a frightened lady who needs my strong and assuring voice to comfort her.

Do we make love? Well, that depends on the broadcast.

If you are tired of thinking and listening outside the box, try listening to something inside to the power of inside.

Too beautiful to live.

Hola, friendos.

Welcome to a Monday Night Edition of T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host Luke Burbank.

Wanging at 190 pounds.

I think it's a mating call of the salvelli nargoli.

Or it could be the fact that I've been eating nothing but pizza, macaroni, and soft tacos for the last five days in Los Angeles.

Jen, the problem with a judgment-free zone?

Yes.

Is that no one's judging you?

And it means that I eat like one of the fat boys in the movie Disorderlies.

You see, they were hired to be orderlies, but their behavior was quite the opposite.

It was almost as if they were Disorderlies.

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