September 21, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2010

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Fences!! (plays some awesome tunes and talks about Steve Vai vs. Joe Satriani.) Plus, Luke is in a raging mood over the GOP holdup of something called 'The Dream Act.

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0:00.0	They posted the next round for the tournament. When do we play the Saturday?
0:03.8	Saturday. Well, I have to reschedule. Who's the charge of schedule?
0:07.1	Walter.
0:07.9	I told that crowd of
0:09.6	thousand times. I don't roll on Shabbos. They already posted it. Well, they could get on post it.
0:14.1	I'll come in on roll on Saturday, Walter. I'm Schoamer Shabbos. What's that one? Saturday, Donnie is Shabbos. The Jewish day of rust. That means I don't work.
0:21.1	I don't want to drive a car. I don't fucking ride in the car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven and I sure sh-
0:26.8	I don't fucking roll.
0:30.3	Shabbos.
0:38.8	Well, thank God we still got, I don't know what is it, five days to go.
0:42.5	So it's all right that you're enjoying this here Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:48.5	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:51.3	Fucking Magnus. How do they work?
0:53.8	It's a question that is riddled us for ages or six months since ICP wrote that song.
1:00.6	This is episode 648 in a collector series.
1:03.5	I'm your host Luke Burbank-Wayne and at 184 pounds, which I'm feeling, feeling surprisingly good about.
1:11.5	Tells you how low my standards have become. We have a tremendously high standards for today's program.
1:16.9	It's going to be a good one. Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TVTL.
1:21.9	We will be joined by Fences, some excellent speaking of fanfare drops, some excellent music
1:29.1	from a Seattle outfit, going to be playing at the Crocodile Cafe.
1:33.2	I don't know if they call it the Crocodile Cafe anymore.
1:36.5	It's just the crocodile now, right? They got rid of the cafe.
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