September 21, 2009
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2009
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
John Hodgman wishes we didn't have his email address, John Edwards' wishes he could have the Dave Matthews Band play at his secret wedding, Luke wishes they'd institute the death penalty for car breaker-inners.
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| 0:00.0 | Start the show. I will not start the show. Start the show. I will not start the show |
| 0:04.4 | You started started. Okay, okay. I'll start the show. Oh my god. It's super big. It's TBTO |
| 0:16.8 | Blue here yesterday and the people on the plane were very upset |
| 0:21.2 | Once the plane landed you know when when a plane is in flight people are usually very relaxed because you're on a plane |
| 0:27.3 | What are you gonna you can't go outside? It's very cold and high up |
| 0:30.3 | So people just kind of people relax to a crazy degree. They take off their shoes and rub their feet |
| 0:36.0 | They fall asleep in front of hundreds of strangers |
| 0:38.8 | They just like in front of other people. I can't sleep on planes because I have this fear that I yell out racial slurs |
| 0:45.3 | In my sleep. I don't know why but I just think that I maybe do that. I |
| 0:49.7 | Just I don't think you can be too careful with that. I speak from experience. You know something else |
| 0:55.0 | I'm very experienced in Monday afternoon editions of TBTO |
| 1:03.3 | This being our second Monday ever broadcasting live from tbtl.net. Hi, I'm your host Luke Burbank |
| 1:10.9 | weighing in at 191 pounds |
| 1:16.6 | Tell you did not even want to know my weight before I had the breakfast of champions |
| 1:22.3 | Unbelievable |
| 1:23.9 | You're gonna find the contents of today's program also somewhat unbelievable. Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on tbtl |
| 1:33.3 | day, I don't know six or seven of the cleanse and |
| 1:38.5 | Well, I'll tell you I may have reached a real fork in the road on this whole thing |
| 1:42.6 | Thanks to an email that I got from a listener |
| 1:46.6 | Who is not so much themselves a doctor, but related to someone who's a nurse for a doctor |
| 1:52.8 | So I have an I'm pretty good authority that cleanses are a bunch of crap |
| 1:57.9 | Love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop and if you're John Edwards |
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