September 19, 2008 – Part 2
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 19 September 2008
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Luke love's LA - he even saw The Hoff.
Jen's afternoon with Lebowski led to some interesting choices.
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| 0:00.0 | You're now joining TBTL with Luke Burbank already in progress on news talk 710 Cairo now on 973 FM |
| 0:12.9 | They posted the next round for the tournament. Why don't we play the Saturday? |
| 0:16.8 | Saturday, well, I have to reschedule. Who's the charge of schedule? Walter. I told that crowd a thousand times. I don't roll on Shabbos |
| 0:24.6 | You already posted it. Well, I could get on post it. How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? |
| 0:28.5 | I'm Shomer Shabbos. What's that long? Saturday, Donnie is Shabbos. The Jewish day of Russ. That means I don't work. I don't move, drive a car, don't fucking ride in the car. I don't handle money |
| 0:37.9 | I don't turn on the oven and I sure sh** don't f**king well |
| 0:43.3 | Shomer Shabbos |
| 0:45.5 | You know the amazing thing about that |
| 0:48.1 | Audio clip is because I was actually the one who edited it down. You heard those bleeps |
| 0:53.7 | That was about a one-one thousandth of the F words in that scene |
| 0:58.4 | I just I cut out so much content that itself was just riddled with swears |
| 1:04.9 | But just in order for it to make any sense I had to still leave in the parts where there was you know |
| 1:08.4 | There were still nine efforts or something in that |
| 1:10.8 | And by the way, why is John Goodman not in every movie? I know every movie |
| 1:15.9 | Every year for the rest of time. There should be some provision. I would pay a subscription fee like a John Goodman subscription fee |
| 1:23.1 | A hundred dollars a year |
| 1:26.9 | Everyone in America kicks it in and that means and and and for that every movie is paid for but they all have to use John Goodman |
| 1:34.5 | in every role |
| 1:36.4 | Okay, now it's getting a little extreme |
| 1:38.8 | John Goodman has now become my anti Morgan Freeman |
| 1:42.6 | Yeah, I think there's a little too much Morgan Freeman these days |
| 1:45.7 | Then I ever tell you this joke that |
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