This is TVTL with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.

Welcome to the runway, as you know in fashion, when day you're in, and the next day, you're out.

I've often said that the band's survivor is the best that ever was.

In my opinion, they put rock music to bed. Everyone else is an imitator.

That's right, you heard me, beetles, rolling stones, Bach, Beethoven, you guys suck.

Well, unfortunately, the survivor won't return my calls. I get it, they're survivor, and I'm not.

You're about to be both haul and oats.

Oh hey, I'll fit my name.

Certainly did.

Welcome to a Thursday night edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Give it a little Jewish.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, coming you tonight, coming to you tonight.

All the way from Los Angeles, California, EA, weighing in it.

189.5 pounds, clinging.

Clinging to my under 190 pound goal.

Wow, we know you're good at lying.

How dare you?

And by which I mean me, program that audio dropped in there.

I don't actually know how much I weigh.

Let's be honest, because girlfriend's fond of Vanessa doesn't have a scale in her house.

Which is part of why she leads such a carefree life and why I'm consumed by my own corpulence.

She doesn't even care. She doesn't keep track of such things.

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