September 17, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2010

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Live from Chicago, Luke and Jen talk about bedbugs, fictional acid attacks, and a nominee for the sweetest karaoke jam of all time (spoiler alert: it's a Cher song)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy
0:06.0	And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it
0:11.8	Hey
0:13.2	What is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that those things are tiny?
0:18.4	Can you even drive them in traffic? Yeah, I'm so smart equals FC square. I drive a smart car
0:25.7	That's not smart in my book the real smart car is kit from night rider night rider that's a car that can talk
0:32.6	Can smart car talk
0:34.6	Nope, that's not smart
0:36.6	And also chitty chitty bang bang very smart and
0:40.7	You everybody can laugh
0:42.8	It doesn't have to just be the idiots
0:51.2	Well hey there
0:52.7	Welcome everybody to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL
0:57.8	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live
1:00.1	Extortion, bribery, junkyard cats, this is nasty heavy stuff
1:04.1	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming to you today from the comfortable
1:10.3	If a little stuffy confines of the
1:13.8	Chicago club
1:15.8	located on the shores of beautiful Lake Michigan
1:19.6	I'm in Chicago today because last night I was competing on weight weight. Don't tell me the NPR news quiz
1:28.6	And
1:30.0	Well, I don't want to spoil anything for any of you
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