September 16, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2008

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: Mustache contest is on

Cultural Constipation: Jen has a lot of trouble, but not as much as Nick who has 500 movies in his Netflix queue.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Tyro, now on 97-3-F-M.
0:11.0	The kids at school they call me names.
0:13.0	This is stutter worth the stutter fingers.
0:16.0	Stutter milk pancakes.
0:18.0	The butter thing will open up a lot of doors for them.
0:21.0	You know I wore corrective shoes as a kid.
0:23.0	Really?
0:24.0	When I was born I had a malformed extra baby foot
0:28.0	extending from my actual foot.
0:31.0	I think maybe I ate my twin.
0:33.0	But after the surgery to remove it I walked pigeon-toed.
0:38.0	So all through grade school I had to wear corrective foot gear that attached to a headgear.
0:45.0	Sleep everyone!
0:48.0	The ear is a small, classy girl's pin with her letters T-T-M. Talk to me.
0:53.0	Annoying the status quo because the status is not quo.
1:04.0	I will send you the finest lubrication agent made by the sweat of 17 hard working Canadian beavers.
1:11.0	Sponenty comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation begins.
1:16.0	creation begins.
1:17.8	And just before that, just a 100th of a second before that was TBTL.
1:28.2	Not to get too grandiose.
1:29.2	Hi there, friendos.
1:31.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
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