September 15, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2010

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Politics Run Amok Edition! Featuring unhinged would-be treasurers and masturbation-oppossed would-be Senators. Appearances by Chris Hayes of The Nation, Owen Ashworth of Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, and MoMo the dog. Because damn he's cute.

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0:00.0	Good evening. My name is Phil Davison, and I am seeking
0:05.6	honor party's nomination for the position of Stuck County
0:08.8	Transure. In terms of education, I have a bachelor's degree in
0:13.6	sociology, a bachelor's degree in history, a master's degree in
0:19.0	public administration, and a master's degree in communication,
0:27.0	and I will not apologize for my tone tonight.
0:31.2	I have been a Republican in Times Good, and I have been a Republican in Times Bad.
0:36.8	TVTM
0:43.1	Hey there folks. Welcome, welcome, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of
0:48.1	TVTL. This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:52.3	The Stuck County Treasures Office is a mess!
0:55.5	That is the word on the street. We'll get into that in just a moment here on
1:00.9	episode 644 in a collector's series. My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host
1:07.2	weighing in at 185 pounds.
1:14.9	I don't even have the will to care about what my weight is today.
1:18.7	Sometimes I say it and I try to think of something pithy and interesting to
1:21.7	follow it up with, and I just I have nothing, so I'll just leave it at that.
1:28.0	We do have something though called a really fun program for you today.
1:31.7	Hi, this is Luke from Suzy coming tonight on TVTL.
1:36.7	Yesterday was actually yet another round of primaries in various states.
1:41.2	There's actually some interesting things that happened with
1:43.6	Tea Party candidates, and we're wondering what that really
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