Live from a room next to Luke's bathroom, this is T.B.C.L.

Too many, uh, 40-year-old had lessons, felons, power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry.

It's going to change.

And that sure sounds good.

But a lot of the guys who come in here, we can't handle one-on-one.

Even two-on-one.

Don't worry about it.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent.

Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside.

Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

What a crazy coincidence. Those also happen to be.

The principal's guiding us here on T.B.T.L.

The show that was too beautiful to live as a radio program.

Wow, let me turn my microphone down there.

But it's just beautiful enough as a podcast.

Here we are on day two.

This is a Tuesday edition of the show.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

And I have to say, I think yesterday was maybe the greatest podcast that was ever created in history.

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