Sarge here.

But Sarge now wants to stare into the camera creepily with a full head of hair.

He does.

Does he still do that?

Because, I mean, that's the reason we became obsessed with him.

Well, I don't know the last time he was on Felger and Maz, and he certainly hasn't been on.

Was he on your show when I was gone?

I don't think he was.

No, I don't think Sarge was here. We've got to know Sarge. Follow me on Twitter at Sarge 985. So Sarge is all called. He's all Twitter because he is getting hair. Well, I mean, but the way we found out about it was that he had been teasing since last Friday. There was a major announcement he was going to make this past Monday at 9.30.

And so we called him at 845, we're like, Sarge, what's this major announcement?

We legitimately have no idea what it's going to be.

And he said he couldn't tell us.

It was embargoed until 930.

Yeah, it was 9.30 they were going to release the hounds.

And then he called back five minutes later and was like, all right, well, listen, I've gotten approval. And I can tell you guys. And the big announcement was that he was getting a hair transplant. Yeah. And to that, Scott Zulik said, I have a huge announcement. I'm going to the grocery store later on today. Everyone wants to know what he's up to.

Right.

All right.

But, but, Sarge, rather, is... at the grocery store later on today. Everyone wants to know what he's up to.

Right.

But Scott's only, or Sarge, rather, is bald. I mean, he's completely bald. Right. Now, I mean, I've, I know how, like, you know, you and Wes Welker and all the guys, you know, from hair transplants, there's no, there, all it is is a benefit to you. It is. but I've seen, you know, in a situation like that, they kind of fill in spots and do like that.

And that usually takes, you know, several hours. Like what, you said? Four hours? Yeah, like three, four hours. Okay, all right. So I was kind of fascinated at how long it would take Sarge to get his entire head grafted. Right. And where do you get the hair from if you're completely bald. That was the other kind of thing I was curious about. Right. So Sarge came in and I did see the work. They finished it. Yeah. Yeah. And when there's no hair to protect what they've done, I'm sure it's a good scene. I'm sure it'll grow in soon, but... Absolutely.

But Sarge is very excited, Rich, and who wouldn't be? Because Sarge is going to have a full head of hair. Yep. And when Sarge thought of his hair, he thought, let's put it to song. So, Sarge, Wallach, these are for you. Okay. Subzone, Sarge here. and as I try to figure out a new hairstyle, I was inspired by all these bands that have a full head of hair.

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