You're now joining TBTL with Luke Burbank, already in progress on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.

And now, once again, the TBTL players.

By the pool, in the school, by the fires of yule, it's the rule. There's a stool, there's a stool.

Stools are where, once upon a time, you'd find a chair. A chair's for fools. Everybody wants stools.

Stool boom, from the parlor to the pool room, where the center of a stool boom, everyone knows our name.

Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping, working, making, some for selling, some for keeping.

Yule, jewel. At the splendor of these magic stools, it's the rule everyone has a stool. Just three legs. It's the thing for which a monarch begs.

Hock your jewels. Use the money for stools.

Stool boom, just three legs and watch the sales zoom. Like a fever, it's a stool boom, and it's spreading out from blame.

Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping, working, making, some for selling, some for keeping.

Stools, from the parlor to the pool room, where the center of a stool boom, everyone knows our name.

Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping, working, making, some for selling, some for keeping.

Yule, jewel. At the splendor of these magic stools, it's the rule everyone has a stool. Just three legs.

It's the thing for which a monarch begs.

Ladies and gentlemen, the TVTL players.

I didn't realize just how...

Really, I've always enjoyed that song stool boom just as a kind of, you know, as a beautiful Broadway number.

I mean, at least Broadway worthy number.

But it also is a really powerful story about monarchs and, you know, hawking your jewels and, you know, industry, really.

That sort of can do American attitude.

And so thank you very much to the TVTL players for coming in to do that. You guys, as always, amazing work.

Of course, tonight's why it mattered.

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