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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

September 10, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2009

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: The biggest TBTL announcement yet

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Nikki with 2K's and the Morse code's Translator and we're here to say

0:20.3

Hi, I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with few people. Jim your 611

0:25.0

and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted. Dwight your

0:32.2

kiss ass. Boom roasted. Pam you failed art school. Boom roasted. Meredith you slept with so many

0:38.6

guys you're starting to look like one. Boom roasted. Kevin I can't decide between a fat

0:43.6

joke and a dumb joke. Boom roasted. Creed your teeth called. Your breath stinks. Boom roasted.

0:48.4

Angela where's Angela? Well there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom

0:54.6

roasted. Stanley you crushed your wife during sex in your heart sucks. Boom roasted. Oscar

1:00.4

your gay Andy Cornel call. They think you suck. And your gay are the Oscar.

1:08.2

Your radio show got canceled. Boom roasted. But you're still going to be a podcast.

1:15.4

Slightly unroasted. Welcome welcome here to this third and final hour of this Thursday night

1:23.2

edition of TBTL. The show that well turns out is a little funny story. Too beautiful to live.

1:33.2

It's just after nine bells Burbank Standard Time. Which means well here we are in our final

1:40.2

hour. And it's time for a little a little cleaning out our closet as this is our kind of

1:45.5

second to last night doing the show from here at Cairo. As I've been saying and I apologize if

1:51.2

I sound like a broken record but Monday we will be doing the show from Burbank Studios which is

1:56.0

also known as my house. But that necessitates us vacating our rusty trusty cubicle that we've had

2:05.9

here. And Sean could you would you be so kind as to come on in here too for this because we've

2:10.1

you know got 550 people watching the webcam. And why not let them see your your smiling face too

2:16.5

while we're all here. Boy. Oh yeah please. I don't know because there's some kind of a delay.

2:28.8

I can see you you know what, Sean? Can you move it back to the corner? Yeah and then it takes

2:33.6

in everybody. Move it back. No I mean move it right behind you that corner you see. If you move

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