September 1, 2008 – Hour: 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:19.0	This is my own 15.
0:24.0	Because there's all kinds of subterfuge in the case back.
0:30.0	And I can tell who earned John a plodding against me.
0:34.0	The waiting for me to hire out.
0:45.0	What do you do about your nipples?
0:46.0	I'll be honest with you, I cried like a baby.
0:49.0	Holy smokes, little too much magnesium I guess.
0:53.0	And boom goes the dynamite.
0:55.0	Broats, and we're going, we don't need roads.
1:01.0	OMG!
1:04.0	Welcome to a Monday night edition of TVTL.
1:09.0	The show that is most probably too beautiful to live.
1:14.0	I'm Luke Burbank, your host, weighing in at 190 pounds.
1:20.0	That is up from Friday but what of it?
1:24.0	I ran a marathon people.
1:26.0	I hardly deserved that extra large, deep dish pizza that I blended into a shake.
1:31.0	And drank while I sat in the hot bath.
1:34.0	Yeah, that happened.
1:37.0	Speaking of marathon efforts, road dog.
1:40.0	How are you holding up there?
1:42.0	I'm not having the best time right the second, but I'm fine.
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