Senior Citizen Soap Opera: Golden Acres: Senior Citizen Gets A Tattoo For Her Birthday!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's the bird show. |
| 0:01.9 | I had a couple of seconds here. |
| 0:03.4 | It was a few months ago that Kristen was telling us that the retirement community that |
| 0:09.0 | her dad lived in was what? |
| 0:11.9 | It was like spring break for the elderly. |
| 0:16.1 | When I first went to go visit, my dad was living in a community and it was like a golf course |
| 0:20.4 | community for people who are 55 and older. |
| 0:23.4 | And the very first time I ever went down to visit and hang out with him, they had karaoke |
| 0:27.2 | at the clubhouse. |
| 0:28.2 | They were sitting in like these lawn chairs and they were lit. |
| 0:32.1 | I mean, they were just, they were turned, they were wasted. |
| 0:35.9 | It was hilarious. |
| 0:37.4 | And that's just, they partied and they had, they were living life to the fullest. |
| 0:42.4 | And then down the road, I heard that there was somebody dig it busted. |
| 0:46.6 | There was a weed house. |
| 0:47.8 | There was a drug house in the community and there was like golf carts, our golf carts, |
| 0:52.0 | they all had golf carts that was like driving in between houses and like doing deliveries |
| 0:55.9 | and stuff like that. |
| 0:57.6 | And that's also how they busted people having a fares is like the golf court light. |
| 1:01.1 | So we're going like behind houses and stuff like that. |
| 1:03.4 | So I, this is no surprise to me when I hear these stories because they're, they're |
| 1:11.2 | Christ. |
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