Seltzer
The Complete Guide to Everything
Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds
4.5 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2019
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
The fizzy stuff! This week, we're talking about water with carbonation in it, or as we know it, seltzer. We cover it all, from the boring plain stuff, to the flavored versions and even the kind that will get you drunk.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:03.4 | Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything a podcast about everything I am |
| 0:14.3 | my veeros Tom and I'm Tim Tim how are you doing this week I am well nourished well |
| 0:19.7 | nourished yeah what is that mean I ate two meals already today Tom breakfast and lunch |
| 0:24.9 | breakfast and lunch we're recording earlier than normal yeah because we're not going |
| 0:29.9 | to be where we're in the spows at the moment we're overseas yeah I mean when you're hearing |
| 0:36.0 | this will be overseas yeah we're joining the Navy seeing the world they were reluctant |
| 0:43.1 | to take two men who are almost 40 years old and not in but we know computers we told |
| 0:48.3 | we know compare well I told them I know a little karate oh cool yeah they need karate |
| 0:53.1 | guys on maybe ships yeah what if like what the bad guys you know trying to land on the |
| 0:59.0 | they're like well we'll take this Navy ship for ourselves and surely these guys only |
| 1:05.1 | know how to drive boats yeah none of them probably know karate right and you and they've |
| 1:09.9 | got the big guns you know if they see the planes coming or the boats coming yeah what |
| 1:15.2 | if a scuba diver clasps yeah once they're on once they're actually on the ship guess |
| 1:19.3 | what you gotta rely on good old fashioned karate yeah and that's where I come in sir which |
| 1:23.5 | was what I told you yeah yeah the Navy they're also submarines yeah you've seen their new slogan |
| 1:33.6 | the Navy were also submarines yeah that sucks imagine who else would be submarines I don't know |
| 1:40.7 | I'd be submarines like it seems like it should be its own branch because it's so different yeah |
| 1:47.2 | they're they're you know they're they're not like oh join the Air Force you can either fly a plane |
| 1:53.6 | or a rocket ship to space right yeah a little bit they do some space stuff they've got they've got |
| 2:01.0 | this thing I know if I'm allowed to talk about but they got a spaceship up there right now the |
| 2:05.7 | Air Force yeah yeah I assume that but like they have astronauts on there the cowards of the |
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