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this is top flag time machine i'm Andy Dawson i'm sam delaney

and this is a bonus episode isn't it Sam because we had so much to get through for a happy new year

We had a couple of days break that we didn't usually have and so we've got a lot to get through

A lot of data you want to get through. So much content. We're still heavily

pregnant with content but the contractions are now a minute and a half apart

so it's time to burst out the content.

The circumference of our, of our orifice is now, we're dilated to 7 centimeters.

7 centimeters and yet still that's not quite wide enough for the amount of strong content we have.

It'll be out in the next 30 minutes and by the end we'll be passing it around a pub table like a risler.

Oh, disgusting.

We were going to come back with a...

It's a baby reggae party.

We're going to come back with a little bit of bullshit regarding eyebrows.

Yep.

Have you got that one in front of him?

I have, yeah, it's from Turk, uh, 2 Wire, he's called on Twitter.

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