Self Cleaning Aliens & Best Juices - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Spitballers return with the laughs and absurdity you’ve come to love. Another Would You Rathers goes off the rails, the Situation Room puts us in… weird situations and a Best Juices draft pushes the rules on this can’t miss episode. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
0:10.4	explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:15.9	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:21.8	Scoop to do, do, do, bloop, but do bleep blo.
0:26.3	La.
0:28.6	Sounded like a scat on a toilet.
0:31.0	I'm fine with it.
0:32.9	It's not in your upper echelon because it didn't have a flourish.
0:37.8	You don't, you've set a standard that's higher than us.
0:42.2	Sometimes.
0:42.7	Yeah, Jeremy just rated it a four out of ten.
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:45.5	Like that would have been an eight for me if we're being honest.
0:48.1	I like the beginning.
0:49.2	I just, you normally lead to something better.
0:51.5	Sometimes you got to leave the audience wanting more.
1:11.6	Yes, you did. Welcome to the Spitballers episode 360. Would you rather the Situation Room and a draft on today's episode? Follow us over on X at Spitballers Pot. If you want to follow Jason at Jason FFL. Mike is at FF Hitman. I'm not at Jason FFL anymore. No, he's not. Update these show dogs.
1:12.7	I'm at Jason Moore. Yeah, this show dog. Come on. We got producers here or what? That's on me. That's not Andy's fault. Wow, he just fell on it before. That's a new preempted strike strategy. That's smart. That was smart. It was very way of the samurai, Jeremy.
1:29.0	At FF Hitman.
1:30.2	That's smart. That was smart. That was very way of the samurai, Jeremy. At FF Hitman. That's still right. At Andy Holloway. And thank you for joining us. Thank you for your subscribing to the show for leaving your reviews. We appreciate you. It reminded me to go double check on my handles here. Yeah, episode 360. We are five shows. At Mike, don't do it. If you get at Mike, I'm going to be so pissed. That won't. That'll cost him over a million dollars. Yeah. He's not getting that Mike. They think their handles are worth a lot of money. Yeah, we tried to upgrade our main footballer show, handle.
2:02.4	Just like, eh, that'd be nice. We never did that with spit.
2:16.3	What update? We never looked to see if there was a different. We should see if there was a different ballers can just be grabbed. Okay. Well, don't tell the people. I mean, this isn't coming out for a while. We'll be done with it. You better go do it right now. Crap. This is really not for air.
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