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Ice Walkers & Electives if Students Got to Choose Them - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Return of the Local Angry Wizard, Bee venom therapy and more on another great round of Would you Rather? Then we head to the situation room before wrapping things up with a High School Electives if the Students Got to Choose Them draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

0:16.0

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

0:21.8

Blot-a-chatty-blot-ty-ot to chatty, blah, tic chat, blah.

0:25.6

Okay.

0:26.8

Different.

0:27.3

I mean.

0:27.8

New?

0:28.4

Exciting.

0:29.2

It's not.

0:30.4

It was a little, you know, ratitat tat.

0:33.3

Yeah, it was a very staccato, machine gunny.

0:36.4

Yeah.

0:36.6

I wasn't even sure if I was supposed to do it after the Andy killed the scat. Right. I was retiring it last week. Yeah, I thought we put it down. With the heel? Is that what it was? Yeah, that was the one. Welcome into the spitballers episode 315. Do you guys, I mean, that's a lot of episodes. It's about 314 too many. It is not enough to listen to a new episode every day of the year. That'll be a big day. But soon, soon. Wait, are we, when is the next Alskat? We've got to, we got to be approaching. It's got to be close. I thought we retired to this cat. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's close. Well, it's 80. It's whenever we say it. It is, it is close. Yeah. It's in like maybe like the next seven episodes. Oh, I am so glad I brought this up. It just felt right. I think so. Every 80 or so episodes, it feels feels like it's time i'll find out and let you know

1:28.8

that that is going to be like it's in about seven months it's too close for me well uh we got that to

1:33.8

look forward to and then i agree 365 episode 365 that's that's gonna be a big episode a year of

1:41.3

show can't wait to see what the producers do for that one.

1:45.1

Oh, man. Yeah. Would you rather, we're entering the Situation Room today. I'm learning that right now.

1:52.9

And we are drafting high school electives if the kids were in charge. So what would they choose? What would they take? What would they create, really? Yeah. Because it's not just like I would choose Homeck. They already do that. Right. They do choose their own electives. That's fair. This is creating their own classes. Some classes, some electives that they might want to take, that they might want to get going. So we'll draft that at the end of the show.

2:18.5

You can follow us on X at Spitballers Pod.

2:22.4

Always a good moment in time to leave a review, subscribe,

2:27.5

click that follow button on Apple Podcasts.

2:31.2

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