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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 130 - The Calzone

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast

Nbc, Podcast, Hulu, Nyc, Comedy, Seincast, 90s, Tv & Film, Seinfeld, Tv, Sitcom

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2017

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

"You know, my last name is Costanza. That's Italian. So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos!"

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Calzone", the twentieth episode of season seven, as well as...writer Alec Berg's date with Nicki, Steinbrenner's eating habits, and whether or not Jerry had an oven.

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Opposite
  2. The Contest
  3. The Outing
  4. The Junior Mint
  5. The Implant
  6. The Opera
  7. The Cheever Letters
  8. The Marine Biologist
  9. The Hamptons
  10. The Bubble Boy
  11. The Label Maker
  12. The Hot Tub
  13. The Couch
  14. The Movie
  15. The Airport
  16. The Lip Reader
  17. The Jimmy
  18. The Fusilli Jerry
  19. The Rye
  20. The Doll

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Hamptons
  4. The Cheever Letters
  5. The Outing
  6. The Library
  7. The Pen
  8. The Contest
  9. The Label Maker
  10. The Marine Biologist
  11. The Implant
  12. The Doorman
  13. The Hot Tub
  14. The Fusilli Jerry
  15. The Sponge
  16. The Alternate Side
  17. The Doll
  18. The Seven
  19. The Kiss Hello
  20. The Shower Head

Transcript

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0:00.0

Like I told you last week the renovation of the press box is taking too long.

0:03.0

Well, you know that eggplant was very good.

0:06.0

Very good. Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind.

0:08.0

Cisterza. Go get me a couple of cell zones right now.

0:11.0

Prano, move it out.

0:12.0

Bickstein once an eggplant.

0:14.0

Gaozold, he must have won everybody out. Oh, Hello and welcome to Sinecaste a retrospective on all 180 episodes Seinfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. My name is Vinny.

0:47.0

My name's Matt? How's it going? It's going, man. It's going. You were telling me about some exciting events happening in your life, like a plumber to stop by?

0:59.0

Yeah, yeah, a garbage disposal. A Conrad, Connie, or Khan type was in my apartment.

1:05.0

It was actually a leaky faucet.

1:08.0

Ah, okay.

1:10.0

And he came in and he fixed it.

1:12.0

Oh, nice. Right on the spot.

1:14.0

Starting off with some real exciting news for our listeners here.

1:20.0

Sentilating as always.

1:22.0

Very thorough and very suggestive about other things that you know

1:28.2

needed to be worked on in my apartment. Of course. You knew you knew Johnson

1:31.6

ride in here. Of course.

1:34.0

But when he was under there, he was looking at the garbage disposal as well.

1:38.0

I go, is that the Clarkman?

1:40.0

He's like, what are you talking about?

1:41.0

Did you really say that?

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