He's a wig master.

What is a wig master?

He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Code.

He's the guy in charge of the wigs.

Boy, imagine liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice. Oh, Hello and welcome to Signcaste a retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. My name is Vinny. My name is Matt. Hey, how's it going? It's going. How are you? I'm doing well. Little warm. I just took a shower. It didn't take so now I'm sweating all over the place.

But thankfully I don't have a meeting. I just have this.

I actually just took a shower myself.

Really? Doesn't look like it.

Hey. Haircut? Um? Yeah, you, I see you got a little ponytail

action going on there. Yeah, so I feel kind of... We were capable of such

atrocities. So, you know, every once in a while I like to do something to fit with a theme.

I didn't wear pants when we discussed the doll a couple of weeks ago and this week I couldn't really think of anything you know I don't

have a technicolor dreamcoat there weren't any prostitutes available in the area

damn shame yeah so I decided to to rock a ponytail and it is a weird feeling man.

Yeah, it's a, you look, I feel like I have a, like that, it's an early stage where it's just like this little

tiny, like, Padawan. Little Nubbin. stage where it's just like this little tiny yeah

padawan I wondered how people feel about ponytails you know today's culture

is it is it acceptable for a guy to have a ponytail is it a is it a big turn off?

We know how Jerry feels about it.

Well, yeah, and that actually went through my head in college because I had hair down to my shoulders.

And every time I put it in a ponytail I thought of Jerry's line like

come on get real but yeah give it time okay well my wife hasn't talked to me all day

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