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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 078 - The Dinner Party

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast

Nbc, Podcast, Hulu, Nyc, Comedy, Seincast, 90s, Tv & Film, Seinfeld, Tv, Sitcom

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2015

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

"Look to the cookie, Elaine...look to the cookie."

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dinner Party", the fourteenth episode of season five, as well as...the worst kind of hair to find on your food, whether Larry David lent his voice more than once this week, and that it's not for sale...FRAN-CIS.

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Contest
  2. The Outing
  3. The Junior Mint
  4. The Implant
  5. The Opera
  6. The Cheever Letters
  7. The Marine Biologist
  8. The Bubble Boy
  9. The Movie
  10. The Airport
  11. The Lip Reader
  12. The Parking Spot
  13. The Pick
  14. The Watch
  15. The Boyfriend
  16. The Pen
  17. The Deal
  18. The Chinese Restaurant
  19. The Mango
  20. The Puffy Shirt

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Cheever Letters
  4. The Outing
  5. The Library
  6. The Pen
  7. The Contest
  8. The Marine Biologist
  9. The Implant
  10. The Alternate Side
  11. The Chinese Restaurant
  12. The Deal
  13. The Pitch/The Ticket
  14. The Airport
  15. The Lip Reader
  16. The Cigar Store Indian
  17. The Puffy Shirt
  18. The Smelly Car
  19. The Movie
  20. The Junior Mint

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here's to feeling good all the time.

0:05.0

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

0:08.0

Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book?

0:12.0

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

0:15.0

I don't have a square to spare.

0:17.0

I can't spare it square.

0:19.0

I don't want to be a pirate. Well, of course I noticed it too with those ample breasts and pouty lips.

0:29.0

I don't have to tell you she was a knockout.

0:31.0

Oh, oh, we're recording.

0:33.0

Hello and welcome to Signcast, a retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being hosted

0:37.5

by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

0:39.6

My name is Vinny.

0:40.5

My name's Matt.

0:41.5

Hi. Hi. Hi.

0:43.0

Hello.

0:44.0

It felt a little bit like Jerry in the hot tub this morning when you know you wake up you look at your alarm

0:50.4

and that panic sets in and you're like oh my God it's 857 it's 958 yeah it was 958

0:57.3

when I finally texted you the record time got pushed back a little bit yeah woke up this

1:02.2

morning we were supposed to record at 8 a.m.

1:04.4

and I think I woke up around 9.30 I sent Matt a look to the cookie gift no response I sent him a hey did you want to record no response well

1:16.6

it's vacation you know we're expected to sleep in I got so excited last

1:20.5

night I'm like 8 a.m let's do it it you and me. No no tell him the story of the

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