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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 077 - The Marine Biologist

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast

Nbc, Podcast, Hulu, Nyc, Comedy, Seincast, 90s, Tv & Film, Seinfeld, Tv, Sitcom

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2015

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

"The sea was angry that day, my friends..."

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Marine Biologist", the thirteenth episode of season five, as well as...the upcoming seventh season of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee", Julia's injury while filming, and how the classic George monologue came to be.

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Contest
  2. The Outing
  3. The Junior Mint
  4. The Implant
  5. The Opera
  6. The Cheever Letters
  7. The Marine Biologist
  8. The Bubble Boy
  9. The Movie
  10. The Airport
  11. The Lip Reader
  12. The Parking Spot
  13. The Pick
  14. The Watch
  15. The Boyfriend
  16. The Pen
  17. The Deal
  18. The Chinese Restaurant
  19. The Mango
  20. The Puffy Shirt

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Cheever Letters
  4. The Outing
  5. The Library
  6. The Pen
  7. The Contest
  8. The Marine Biologist
  9. The Implant
  10. The Alternate Side
  11. The Chinese Restaurant
  12. The Deal
  13. The Pitch/The Ticket
  14. The Airport
  15. The Lip Reader
  16. The Cigar Store Indian
  17. The Puffy Shirt
  18. The Smelly Car
  19. The Movie
  20. The Junior Mint

Transcript

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0:00.0

I can't believe Festivus is over. I know, but we had our grievances. Yeah, you fought your father. Took a while, but he went down.

0:13.7

He's an old man, Vinny.

0:15.4

Hey, he wrote the check and I cashed it.

0:18.0

The aluminum pole is back in the crawl space until next year.

0:22.0

It's just, I don don't know I'm so depressed

0:24.9

Yeah, once the button falls off that's it

0:30.1

What are we gonna do now Vinny

0:34.0

Hey Matt, it's the listeners.

0:36.0

Oh my God, you're right.

0:38.0

It's a Festivist miracle.

0:40.0

Here's to feeling good all the time. My name is George.

0:46.0

I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

0:49.0

Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book?

0:52.0

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

0:55.0

I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare it square.

0:59.0

I don't want to be a pirate. Hello and welcome to Signcast, a retrospective on all 180 episodes of Seinfeld being

1:10.0

hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

1:12.0

My name is Vinny. My name's

1:13.8

Matt. Hello buddy. Hey happy belated festivists. Yes it came and went. I know can you

1:20.6

believe it? Another year another another dollar that makes no sense it's that don't worry about it I do like to

1:27.2

celebrate Festivists every year with watching the strike that is a must like to call you up just complain you know well pretty much every time I talk to you but

1:36.8

We are at our grievances in our own way

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