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Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast 073 - The Masseuse

Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

Seincast

Nbc, Podcast, Hulu, Nyc, Comedy, Seincast, 90s, Tv & Film, Seinfeld, Tv, Sitcom

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2015

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

"Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother!"

Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Masseuse", the ninth episode of season five, as well as...the small screen debut of Jennifer Coolidge, how Lisa Edelstein would have been a perfect cast regular, and what we're most thankful for on Jon Voight Day. (Spoilers: it's you for listening!)

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Vinnie's Top 20

  1. The Contest
  2. The Outing
  3. The Junior Mint
  4. The Implant
  5. The Opera
  6. The Cheever Letters
  7. The Bubble Boy
  8. The Movie
  9. The Airport
  10. The Lip Reader
  11. The Parking Spot
  12. The Pick
  13. The Watch
  14. The Boyfriend
  15. The Pen
  16. The Deal
  17. The Chinese Restaurant
  18. The Mango
  19. The Puffy Shirt
  20. The Shoes

Matt's Top 20

  1. The Boyfriend
  2. The Pilot
  3. The Cheever Letters
  4. The Outing
  5. The Library
  6. The Pen
  7. The Contest
  8. The Implant
  9. The Alternate Side
  10. The Chinese Restaurant
  11. The Deal
  12. The Pitch/The Ticket
  13. The Airport
  14. The Lip Reader
  15. The Puffy Shirt
  16. The Smelly Car
  17. The Movie
  18. The Junior Mint
  19. The Parking Garage
  20. The Stake Out

Transcript

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0:00.0

Everybody's talking at me. I can't hear a word they're saying.

0:07.0

Just driving round in John Voiet's car.

0:11.0

My name is George.

0:15.0

I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

0:18.0

Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book?

0:21.0

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

0:24.0

I don't have a square to spare.

0:26.0

I can't spare it square.

0:28.0

I don't want to be a pirate.

0:30.0

Hello and welcome to Sinecaste a retrospective on all 180 episodes of

0:37.2

Seinefeld being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives my name is

0:40.6

Vinny my name's Matt Vinny I didn't think you'd show. Did you say

0:46.4

Vinny I didn't think you'd show or Vinny I didn't think you'd show? I think I emphasized

0:51.7

wood. Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah, same to you my friend and as well you guys out there happy

0:57.2

Thanksgiving. Yeah we got turkeys in the oven. You're working on the mashed potatoes.

1:04.0

You got that straight.

1:04.9

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is on.

1:07.3

There's some, I don't know, that big kid,

1:09.4

you see him with a Woody Woodpecker balloon?

1:11.0

It's falling on him and.

1:12.2

That big kid in front, yeah.

1:13.3

How much of that turkey weigh that George... He had a box of wine and was the 18 pound turkey?

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