Seincast 072 - The Barber
Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast
Seincast
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2015
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
"That Johnny Depp, he make-a me cry!"
Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Barber", the eighth episode of season five, as well as...the original Elaine and Three Brothers storyline, several (potential) Seinfeld firsts, and whether or not Mr. Tuttle actually hired George.
Links from our discussion:
- Want to play some Seinfeld trivia hosted by Matt?
- Make a reservation with Trivia AD
- This event is at 7pm (Matt misspoke and said 8pm on the show)
- Slattery's Pub in Midtown Manhattan - November 23, 2015
- "The Barber of Seville" Overture
- Looney Tunes - "Rabbit of Seville"
- "Edward Scissorhands" (1990) trailer
- Season 5 Bloopers
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Vinnie's Top 20
- The Contest
- The Outing
- The Junior Mint
- The Implant
- The Opera
- The Cheever Letters
- The Bubble Boy
- The Movie
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Parking Spot
- The Pick
- The Watch
- The Boyfriend
- The Pen
- The Deal
- The Chinese Restaurant
- The Mango
- The Puffy Shirt
- The Shoes
Matt's Top 20
- The Boyfriend
- The Pilot
- The Cheever Letters
- The Outing
- The Library
- The Pen
- The Contest
- The Implant
- The Alternate Side
- The Chinese Restaurant
- The Deal
- The Pitch/The Ticket
- The Airport
- The Lip Reader
- The Puffy Shirt
- The Smelly Car
- The Movie
- The Junior Mint
- The Parking Garage
- The Stake Out
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to feeling good all the time. |
| 0:05.0 | My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? |
| 0:12.0 | A coffee table book about coffee tables. |
| 0:15.0 | I don't have a square to spare. |
| 0:17.0 | I can't spare it square. |
| 0:19.0 | I don't want to be a pirate. |
| 0:21.0 | Buncho. I want to be a pirate. Bongjorno, Ben Venvenuto to Sankast. |
| 0:28.0 | Hello and welcome to Sankast. |
| 0:29.0 | A retrospective on all 100 episodes of Seinfeld. |
| 0:33.0 | A retrospective on all 180 episodes of 2 reggates |
| 0:37.0 | that the rescission of all the main |
| 0:38.0 | to make the proper vita. |
| 0:41.0 | The My own is vene. |
| 0:42.0 | Being hosted by two guys who can barely run their own lives. |
| 0:44.0 | My name is Vinny. |
| 0:46.0 | Me nome a Giuseppe. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, hello Giuseppe. |
| 0:50.0 | You know, there wasn't really that much Italian in this episode, but it felt appropriate |
| 0:53.6 | Had to oh well there's one Italian in this episode. Oh, oh, oh, ladies I don't know how did you feel about the |
| 1:01.0 | Italian representation in this episode? Was it accurate? |
| 1:03.7 | Was it offensive? I mean my parents do not talk with us after everything they say. |
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