Sega Killed Michael Jackson with Todd McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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The list of suspects in the death of pop star Michael Jackson grows ever longer. Soon it might even include… you??? Nah just playing. Todd McClintock is back on the podcast and he has an explosive theory about who might really be behind the slaying of MJ. Yes, good ol Todd thinks Sega did it. Sega. Maker of console and cabinet video games. That Sega.

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0:00.0	Guess what everybody huge announcement Lizzard people it's having its very first live show
0:07.3	We were excited. We got very special guests. It's gonna take place November 6th at the three clubs in Hollywood.
0:14.5	Hollywood baby at 730.
0:17.3	One more time, November 6th, doors are at 730 show starts at 8 and it is completely free. No ticket needed just show up at the
0:26.3	door and say I'm here for the lizard people and they'll say what? Just kidding
0:31.1	they'll know exactly what you mean. Come on down. It's going to be a super fun show.
0:34.8	Very excited. November 6th, 8 o'clock, doors at 730, 3 clubs Hollywood. Yes! Do a blink one eighty two song tonight that's every blink one eighty two song you're welcome
0:58.2	You save me a lot of time
1:02.0	Alexis helpful to the next be miss Yeah, Alexis.
1:03.0	do the Max Beymouth doing death cab.
1:07.0	Oh, yeah, of course.
1:08.0	So this is the new year!
1:12.0	What? So this is the new year.
1:12.8	Well, I don't feel any different.
1:17.8	As again, Max Beamus doing Death Cab for Cutie songs.
1:21.4	When are you gonna audition for SNL?
1:23.4	Because that's gold.
1:24.1	And it's such a...
1:25.1	That's perfect.
1:27.1	All of America will love that.
1:28.6	It's a widely accepted reference.
1:31.5	Yeah. I like it. I don't know who Max Beamisses, but I was having from pretending I did.
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