What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized and the men's room knows just who it is.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say,

bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Drink time it is and as usual we had to drink Tascan, Steve,

a throw hell to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed, first of all, we open a can of worms and opundant,

it's people that are not telling us whose penises they would like to have.

Yeah. Historical penis.

Somebody wants the Lincoln Log so to speak.

Shacks penis, Milton Burled, yes he was...

No dude, seriously, he was known to have a massive crank like we saw him as an old man

but apparently a homie could jump rope with that thing so he's going all right.

All right today we chose an unidentified man from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Now last week our honoree entered a jewelry store at a mall and he approached an employee.

He said he had a weapon and he demanded that the employee quote hand over all the jewelry in the case.

Well she didn't have a key so she called over the manager who actually began to

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