I once woke up in a blank was going on 2006-803 rock.

Hello Aaron, welcome to the bedroom.

Oh, uh, gentlemen.

Ola!

Um, so I'll tell you the end of it, which was me waking up and let me know if you'd like to hear how I got there.

The short version is I woke up in, this is in Texas in an extremely hot apartment with no electricity.

And the door was open to somebody's bedroom.

This was in an apartment, and I didn't have any idea

where I was at.

I was highly drunk, and I could clearly see unfortunately my friend and some lady he had met having relations. How about that? And they were both completely nude.

Yeah, I hope so if they're having relations.

I want to see it all.

Yeah, I guess that makes it harder.

But the whole...

So this was in college and me and a friend of mine had decided there was literally a place this was in each Texas called the chicken ranch, just like best little whorehouse in Texas.

And the girls actually lived in it was a giant house that had a stage and they would come down the stairs early in the day for brunch or excuse me for lunch. So we had

decided we were going to go there for lunch because it was BYU OB in Texas. I don't know if that's true here or not if there's nothing on if they don't wear anything

Then it's B-Y-O-B which I always thought was crazy

So we went there though we heard that they had good

good hamburgers and steak so we brought a little beer and we were having

some beers and and we run out and my friend's like well I have some at the dorm I'll go back and get it said great so I'm sitting there by myself at the front of the stage eating a

hamburger while there's like a girl in front of me with nothing on dancing in front of me which was kind of odd.

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