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Somebody out there deserves to be recognized, and the men's room knows just who it is. So to you we say, bottoms up, sailor. You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The tab it is as usual we had to see drink desk and see if a thrill hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes indeed and today we toast 33 year old Joel the later of Rock Rapids, Iowa. Now this past Sunday Joel was pulled over for suspicion of

drunk driving. He was driving a Ford focus but cops pulled him over because he was

swerving all over the road. And it turns out the cops

suspicions were right. Joel failed the field sobriety test and the breathalyzer.

He also had an open beer and his cup holder, six-pack of Corona in the back seat. They found a

dollar bill that was rolled up with cocaine residue but we're toasting him

because he also had a fake ID. Now most people when you look at your fake ID

you want to make sure the person at least

mildly looks like you, right? So you can pass out. And a name that's not ridiculous. And both of those things

recovered. Just keep my mind, Joel is 5 foot 8.

And his fake ID had his height listed at 8 feet tall.

8 feet tall.

Yes, I don't know.

Dude, the idea.

They look at everything else, they couldn't figure it out, 8 feet tall, they're like, all right, you're coming with us.

So we pour this booze and we drink this booze because we think it's yummy.

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