Jail, School, Marines or Ex?

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	For real this time.
0:02.0	Hello, Terrell, welcome to the Minnroom.
0:05.0	Ola!
0:07.0	Terrell sober, not sober.
0:09.0	Not sober.
0:10.0	Not sober.
0:11.0	All right, Terrell, welcome the big dummy.
0:13.0	Okay, what are you taking on our men's room pole?
0:15.0	Are you going to do ninth grade again?
0:16.7	Spend one month in jail, marine basic training, or live with an ex for a year?
0:21.0	Well, in first thought I was going to jail.
0:24.0	And then I thought about how all these teachers are banging here, so I'm going back to school.
0:29.0	To have sex with your teacher.
0:32.0	Yes. I'd go back to have sex with Miss Rusk.
0:34.0	That would be the only chance you'd get.
0:36.0	I mean, if you're going back at your current age,
0:38.0	I mean, really, that's the only game you could play.
0:40.0	Exactly.
0:41.0	I need to issue a correction here because the texts are eating me alive.
0:44.4	Are you going to read each one?
0:46.1	I think you should because Ted you've set off a firestorm.
0:48.6	I know you didn't mean to but you open your mouth and now there's collateral damage.
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