What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized, and the men's room knows just who it is. So do you.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So do you, we say,

bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Three time it is and as usual we had Susie drink desk and see

but throw a hill to find out who were toasted.

Yes indeed and today we toast 75 year old Michael Wiz Barracks

senior of Poussa Gorda, Florida. Now, in the pre-Don hours, Michael started rummaging through a docked boat. The problem

was that it was not his boat and the owner of the actual boat was asleep on said boat.

Now after being called to the scene the boat's owner told police that an older man was caught on the Boz cameras rifling through their belongings.

And police confirmed the accusations by reviewing the footage.

Now what they discovered was that Michael, he didn't actually steal anything he

didn't look like he wanted to he went through the stuff he chose to take

nothing now that's a good thing he did however leave behind an additional

piece of evidence and that evidence was his

ice-gramant for some reason he pooped on the boat now oddly enough Michael

didn't really leave the scene of the crime.

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