What's up? It's your boy, the Ted Smith in the men's room.

And did you know I have a podcast? Well, I do.

The podcast.

New episodes uploaded every Wednesday on the Odyssey app.

The Devotchery rolls on. You're listening to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

99.9 KISW.

Send and Spend Count on the first time for a few emails. 9, K-I-S-W, S-M-S-W.

Send and count up the first time for a few emails

from the men's room at K-I-S-W.com.

You've got mails.

Jump right to the birthday is all legitimate. I was hoping you to give my son Ethan a birthday

shout out. He is 16 years old today. That is a big one. Could you give me your penis is too small?

And some advice from Coach Ted about high school and maybe a dealer's choice there one or two for my cock.

Thanks, bitches that from JC.

The penis is too cool. Jesus.

Please clap.

All right, first of all, congratulations on getting the driver's license.

You're not going to want to hear this but go slower and more careful because statistically

you're going to hit something or rear-end somebody. Number two high school if you're

16 I'm guessing you're a sophomore. Software junior year is super important.

Senior year, you get a couple more electives, you'd have a little more fun, but just focus down on these two years and get it done.

All of that, enjoy it, is once you graduate, you gotta get into real life.

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