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Let's jump right into the birthday. It's good afternoon guys.

Today is my little nephew Nolan's big 15th birthday.

He lives in Montana. I don't get to see him as much as I'd like.

So can you wish the little punk a happy birthday from his uncle Scott?

How about some turtle sex and andro penis?

Maybe coach Ted was some advice on the dangers of crocs and an inspirational quote from

miles. Thanks guys and keep on keeping on.

All right, listen. They're all dangerous. There's two types.

Number one, Florida has some crocodiles. Mainly alligators, but there are some

crocodiles Australia's famous for. Number two, Crocs the shoe.

It can be awfully dangerous. You got to be two by four, four by four.

I don't know what mode you're in. I don't know if you like them.

And if you drop something to one of those holes, like grease, it's going to burn him.

Nolan you're 15. Time to get into some shenanigans.

So think about this. Wouldn't it be funny to bring a piñata to one of your friends' birthday

parties? It would really be a cool gift. But instead of filling it with candy,

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